How to become an award-winning writer in 7 steps.

It's simple. But that doesn't mean it's easy. Okay, it isn't simple either.

The magic get-published button is the opposite of the clitoris: it's impossible to find because it doesn't actually exist.

Yep. You heard me the first time. There is no magic get-published button. There is absolutely nothing quick and easy and painless you can do to get your fiction published. If you fiction is not being published and you're sending it …

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